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#1: F**king Birds! Author: evilmunkey87, Location: Torquay PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:32 am
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Car ran perfect on the way to work this morning, about a 10 mile drive, not a problem whatsoever! She was parked outside work all day untouched, I left work, bird poop all over it!! Sad

Anyway, they somehow managed to get some on the inside of my coolant tank, and I am currently fairly confident that the head gasket is gone!! Awaiting the AA as the car has no power at all, sounds like a rubbish tractor and I am very hungry and no where near a food establishment, or my mums kitchen!

I also noticed that a little plastic pipe coming from the fuel rail, into the air box has a slight breakage in it... well its actually snapped in half and seems to be letting fuel leak out of it Sad

Can find a gasket for just over £60 but cannot find this little fuel thing anywhere, not sure what name it goes by and cannot get any pics currently as I am at work and the net is about as useful as my car right now... Any ideas on this part and if someone has one for sale, I want it please Smile

Umm... now the point of this thread, anyone had the head gasket changed before? If so, how much was it?

Cheers Smile

#2: Re: F**king Birds! Author: macca1411, Location: Westhoughton, Lancashire PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:39 am
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Clever birds. They can open the door, pop open the bonnet, lift it up, unscrew a expansion tank cap, s**t in it and replace it. Bit clumsy though breaking a pipe off in the process.
 


Think you've been watching the Cravendale milk advert too much and are imagining cats with thumbs.

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#3: Re: F**king Birds! Author: gaffa786, Location: 2 Places at once PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:49 am
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i feel your pain

 


have to park my car under a tree every night and thats what i get in the morning

#4: Re: F**king Birds! Author: Andy_, Location: Isle of Man PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:54 am
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Some w**ker feeds them near me and birds always s**t on mine, no one elses

#5: Re: F**king Birds! Author: -Dave-, Location: North Manchester PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:19 pm
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You have birdshit in the inside of your coolant tank? And you don't know how it got there.

You are joking right.

#6: Re: F**king Birds! Author: iainlovatt PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:22 pm
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lol!!

#7: Re: F**king Birds! Author: tomd0801754, Location: Moscow PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:24 pm
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing

This has to be thread of the year.

#8: Re: F**king Birds! Author: DanT, Location: Torbay, England PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:33 pm
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Must be a torbay thing Wink because just as i was leaving work heard a massive splat.... it was everywhere. Straight home to wash it off obviously!

#9: Re: F**king Birds! Author: tomd0801754, Location: Moscow PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:38 pm
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Dan - did it manage to get inside your socks or anything?

#10: Re: F**king Birds! Author: Lee, Location: England PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:51 pm
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oh yes


 

#11: Re: F**king Birds! Author: Big_Rich180 PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:55 pm
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Are you only giving web addresses now Lee lol

Where's the pics!

#12: Re: F**king Birds! Author: marc206, Location: Bourne, Lincs PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:55 pm
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gaffa786 wrote:
i feel your pain

 


have to park my car under a tree every night and thats what i get in the morning

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

#13: Re: F**king Birds! Author: Lee, Location: England PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:01 pm
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Big_Rich180 wrote:
Are you only giving web addresses now Lee lol

Where's the pics!

Best w**k you'll ever have! www.youporn.com/watch/...ost_viewed

#14: Re: F**king Birds! Author: Big_Rich180 PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:03 pm
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Lee wrote:
Big_Rich180 wrote:
Are you only giving web addresses now Lee lol

Where's the pics!

Best w**k you'll ever have! www.youporn.com/watch/...ost_viewed

Dont you get viruses from youporn??

#15: Re: F**king Birds! Author: Lee, Location: England PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:05 pm
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Big_Rich180 wrote:
Lee wrote:
Big_Rich180 wrote:
Are you only giving web addresses now Lee lol

Where's the pics!

Best w**k you'll ever have! www.youporn.com/watch/...ost_viewed

Dont you get viruses from youporn??

Nah, I have a decent virus checker.



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