#1: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:16 am ---- Ok... so prepare to point the finger with shame.
Last night I went to assist a friend whos corsa's battery was flat. Hooked up the jump leads to the 1.6 206 laon car I currently have from the garage. All started brilliantly. Whilst talking for a bit afterwards, I leant in through the window to do the window up. Pressed the auto button and moved myself out the way quickly. (The engine was running at this point) because I had to mveo out the way quickly I brushed the lock thing on the door, down they went and the window was sealed. So... it's 1am and I am on a deserted road with a 206 running with heater on and no way of getting into it....
Here is the dumb part though.... I could have done one of three things.
1) Sit with the car until 8am this morning and then rang the peugeot garage and got them to send someone over with the spare key.
2) Phoned a mates Dad who is a professional mechanic and he could have used his tool to get into the car with no damage caused.
3) Of course in the panic, neither of the 2 sensible options even passed my mind. Instead, the jack tool from mates corsa went through the window. Smash of course, glass everywhere inside and out........
I got into the car but now I am left with 2 choices. Tell Peugeot the truth and pay the hefty damage fine and the cost for a new window and face not being able to have another loan car (which is a MUST for my job)
Or I could buy a used window (plenty of them on ebay) for £25 and get my mates mechanic Dad to fit it. This seems the sensible option but is their anyway peugeot could ever find out?
Now is your chance to humiliate me and give suggestions if you have them :L Living the life guys..... -.-
#2: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: VorTechS, Location: Gloucestershire, UKPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:22 am ---- 3 or 5 door, and which side?
I've got spare 5 door glass (N/S tho) and fitting is a doddle.... Last edited by VorTechS on Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:29 am; edited 1 time in total
#3: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Harry, Location: StaffordPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:22 am ---- fix it yourself? no idea if they could find out and if they could it would probably be a long time after you gave it back in, it's not like it would be smashed I doubt they check for replaced parts
#4: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: T_bandery, Location: East londonPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:25 am ---- They would never find out lol
#5: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: bradshaw1759, Location: wigan (center of the universe)Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:25 am ---- lol ive done the same exepct i caught the lock when i was cleaning it and shut the door and booom im locked out lol ended up smashing the back window only to find out the key was in my pocket only cost me a tenner from the scrap yard but moneys money pmsl . ide get a new window if i were you and keep your fingers crossed
#6: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: no_offences, Location: LeedsPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:26 am ---- thats quality hahah sorry but it is, just swap windows youself its a easy job to do, no point risking your job, plenty of 206s at scrap yards with windows if ya lived in leeds id let you have glass out of mine as its going scrap yard next week and they will probably just leave them on when gets crushed
#7: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:36 am ----
VorTechS wrote:
3 or 5 door, and which side?
I've got spare 5 door glass (N/S tho) and fitting is a doddle....
omg, it's 5 door mate. how much would you want for it?
#8: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:37 am ----
bradshaw1759 wrote:
lol ive done the same exepct i caught the lock when i was cleaning it and shut the door and booom im locked out lol ended up smashing the back window only to find out the key was in my pocket only cost me a tenner from the scrap yard but moneys money pmsl . ide get a new window if i were you and keep your fingers crossed
pleased to hear I'm not alone mate :L:L
#9: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: VorTechS, Location: Gloucestershire, UKPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:42 am ---- Just chuck me what you think it's worth.
Depending on where you are, if you wanna come and get it - I'll help you fit it too.
#10: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:46 am ----
VorTechS wrote:
Just chuck me what you think it's worth.
Depending on where you are, if you wanna come and get it - I'll help you fit it too.
:O! £30? Especially if you'd help me fit it mate, wow! I'm over in Wiltshire, PM me where about you are and what when it's alight for me to come over this week.
#11: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:56 am ----
VorTechS wrote:
Just chuck me what you think it's worth.
Depending on where you are, if you wanna come and get it - I'll help you fit it too.
having some inbox problems mate, email me: e.herniman @ gmail.com
#12: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Drake, Location: MidlandsPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:21 am ---- Haha, love this!
Yeah they wont know, blame it on the guy before if they suspect anything. It's a loan car after all so it's expected to be a little "used".
#13: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Howey, Location: Kings LynnPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:44 am ----
#14: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Quarmbo, Location: Bristol & LeicesterPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:57 am ----
#15: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:04 am ----
Howey wrote:
Very appropriate! :L
#16: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Howey, Location: Kings LynnPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:11 am ----
#17: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Timon2210, Location: PalestinePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:24 am ---- Fix it yourself,it's the right thing to do if there is a loan is involved,then will never find out :),unless someone tell them
#18: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: sillyhilly, Location: The Mean Streets of CoventryPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:08 pm ---- Please never reproduce. You should be castrated so you don't contaminate the rest of the world.
#19: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Lecktorious, Location: ScotlandPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:28 pm ----
sillyhilly wrote:
Please never reproduce. You should be castrated so you don't contaminate the rest of the world.
Tell it like it is Gary
#20: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:20 pm ----
sillyhilly wrote:
Please never reproduce. You should be castrated so you don't contaminate the rest of the world.
ahaha :L
#21: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: shaker, Location: AustriaPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:50 pm ---- how much does a UK locksmith charge? (if they have 24 hours service ofcourse)
I get the night shift every now and then, and we regularly (spelling??) open cars for people, some with the engine running like in your case.
a 206 should be one of the easier cars for a proper locksmith.. Last edited by shaker on Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:54 pm; edited 1 time in total
#22: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: Drake, Location: MidlandsPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:53 pm ----
shaker wrote:
how much does a UK locksmith charge? (if they have 24 hours service ofcourse)
I get the night shift every now and then, and we regularly (spelling??) open cars for people, some with the engine running like in your case.
There's a guy with a mustang down where I live... Can you open it for me
#23: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: aaronrs600, Location: plymouthPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:54 pm ---- i belive car window glass is tagged usaly right at the bottom. but no one would ever notice...
#24: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:55 pm ----
Drake wrote:
shaker wrote:
how much does a UK locksmith charge? (if they have 24 hours service ofcourse)
I get the night shift every now and then, and we regularly (spelling??) open cars for people, some with the engine running like in your case.
There's a guy with a mustang down where I live... Can you open it for me
^ HA! :L not a job for me, I would be too tempted just to open one up and taking for a spin, id park it back where it was of course.
#25: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: shaker, Location: AustriaPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:56 pm ---- Haven't actually tried a mustang (old or new?), but maybe
Common fault is that people think we can start cars aswell lol. what's the point of getting into it, if you can't start it and drive off hehe.
#26: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:56 pm ----
aaronrs600 wrote:
i belive car window glass is tagged usaly right at the bottom. but no one would ever notice...
thinking about it, this little loan car has been a loan car for 4 years. The only staff at peugeot whoever sees it and gets in it is the half dead cleaner they have their. it will be fine i reckon. I might just get a "peugeot code protection" sticker from scrappy
#27: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: aaronrs600, Location: plymouthPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:57 pm ---- lol thats what i have. a mate of mine has his registration stamped on the window. lol
#28: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:05 pm ----
aaronrs600 wrote:
lol thats what i have. a mate of mine has his registration stamped on the window. lol
meh if they're finicky enough to notice then it could have been done before they even had the car as loan car
#29: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: aaronrs600, Location: plymouthPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:06 pm ---- Very true. £20 window from the scrappy will do lol would take u half an hour or so to do. or if u get someone to do it yank your door cards off to save time
#30: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:08 pm ----
aaronrs600 wrote:
Very true. £20 window from the scrappy will do lol would take u half an hour or so to do. or if u get someone to do it yank your door cards off to save time
all sorted mate VortechS has a spare, going over their wed night and hes gonna fit it for me.
#31: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: aaronrs600, Location: plymouthPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:09 pm ---- sweet. hope it dosent rain on your way over lol
#32: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: lofty, Location: Near ManchesterPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:10 pm ---- Priceless.
Just make sure you get every bit of glass out of the interior mate.
#33: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: aaronrs600, Location: plymouthPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:10 pm ---- ooh yeah. dont go sitting on glass. night hurt a tad
#34: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:11 pm ----
lofty wrote:
Priceless.
Just make sure you get every bit of glass out of the interior mate.
ahaha cheers mate, yeh, hoovered 3 times already and still finding shards :L
#35: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:12 pm ----
aaronrs600 wrote:
sweet. hope it dosent rain on your way over lol
haha g'point, it;s in the garage over night and when I had to use it earlier i made a cling film bodge job window :L but on the motorway thats not really going to work...
#36: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: whatsapug, Location: Windsor, UKPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:44 pm ---- That's just brilliant haha, hope it gets sorted mate. Good ol' Vortech to the rescue lol ;), I say just nail a piece of wood to your car for the motorway, if they complain blame it on the last owner again
#37: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: EDP407, Location: Melksham, WiltshirePosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:47 pm ----
whatsapug wrote:
That's just brilliant haha, hope it gets sorted mate. Good ol' Vortech to the rescue lol ;), I say just nail a piece of wood to your car for the motorway, if they complain blame it on the last owner again
HAA! "blame it on the last owner again" cheeky sod :L:L
cheers mate (Y)
#38: Re: World Record for THE world's most dumbest thing Author: lofty, Location: Near ManchesterPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:52 pm ----
EDP407 wrote:
lofty wrote:
Priceless.
Just make sure you get every bit of glass out of the interior mate.
ahaha cheers mate, yeh, hoovered 3 times already and still finding shards :L
Its a nightmare to get all out - they'll never notice it though!
Good luck with it man, fingers crossed it all gets sorted!!
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