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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:42 am |
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Joined: Apr 26, 2010 Posts: 5489
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Location: Herts/London
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so....
my car is deff a girl car. how do i know? because it has the time of the month lol.
so i thoguht id start a thread for your lots stories of a cars time of the month.
ill start:
this week got in the car ignition on came up with "engine immobiliser fault" thought o crap started the car n since then nothing. hasnt come up again!
last month it was i turned the radio off locked the car when i got back in to drive some hours later the radio came on but the MFD screen in the center showed the radio as being off? even more weird was that i wasnt even listening to the radio last time it was a cd. lol
so whats yours?
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:44 am |
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Joined: Feb 07, 2010 Posts: 5575
Trade Rating: +33
Location: Moscow
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The squeeking coming from the front struts. One week its passenger side, the next its the drivers, then its none, then its back to one of them. Never both at the same time.
How do I know mine is a woman? Becasue she obv. never shuts up and can't make her f***ing mind up!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:45 am |
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Joined: Apr 26, 2010 Posts: 5489
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Location: Herts/London
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great one mate!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:46 am |
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Joined: Feb 07, 2010 Posts: 3978
Trade Rating: +8
Location: Leeds / West Midlands
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tomd0801754 wrote: |
The squeeking coming from the front struts. One week its passenger side, the next its the drivers, then its none, then its back to one of them. Never both at the same time.
How do I know mine is a woman? Becasue she obv. never shuts up and can't make her f***ing mind up! |
brilliant... same here though!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:47 am |
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Joined: Feb 07, 2010 Posts: 1792
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Location: Bridgnorth, Nr Wolverhampton
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ahh time of the month, mine on some days is fine, some days shes a total b***h that changes how she behaves every 5 minutes. and recently shes started to leak when she gets hot
my car on the other hand is fine.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:49 am |
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Joined: Apr 26, 2010 Posts: 5489
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Location: Herts/London
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i have a feeling this is going to be a good read thread! lol
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:58 am |
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Joined: Feb 07, 2010 Posts: 7094
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Location: Suffolk
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Mine was a few weeks ago
She didnt get turned on by anything, and couldnt make her mind up if she wanted to be on axel stands or on the road
Woman, without a doubt
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:02 am |
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Joined: Feb 08, 2010 Posts: 344
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Location: Home: Fleet, Hampshire, Uni: Portsmouth!
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Mines started its today, as of this morning there's a loud squeeking noise coming from my center dash vents...on trying to shut them off something inside broke haha
P.S. post count...206!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:06 am |
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Joined: Feb 15, 2010 Posts: 1848
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Location: Leamington Spa
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not a girl but defo a beautiful woman that loves a good raggin
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:10 am |
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Joined: Mar 28, 2010 Posts: 1356
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Location: Blackburn and Catterick
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kingdom200 wrote: |
not a girl but defo a beautiful woman that loves a good raggin |

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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:28 am |
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Joined: Nov 11, 2010 Posts: 257
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Location: UK, Isle of Man
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mine is also a woman. It has too be. it takes all my money and gives me job after job to do.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:03 am |
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Joined: Dec 22, 2010 Posts: 486
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Location: East Sussex
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my air con makes wierd nosies, does that count?
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:04 am |
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Joined: Feb 07, 2010 Posts: 1495
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Location: Waiting for the tugboats to push me into port (Whitehaven)
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mine was certainly a woman
after a good play about she usually stated leaking fluids :L
either that or the time she was being all tempramental and than started bleeding a load of red stuff all over herself and the road 
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:08 am |
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Joined: Feb 07, 2010 Posts: 1792
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Location: Bridgnorth, Nr Wolverhampton
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ExoVyper wrote: |
mine was certainly a woman
after a good play about she usually stated leaking fluids :L
either that or the time she was being all tempramental and than started bleeding a load of red stuff all over herself and the road  |
too far

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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:14 am |
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Joined: Feb 07, 2010 Posts: 1495
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Location: Waiting for the tugboats to push me into port (Whitehaven)
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lol!
just being honest xD
after racing a tvr own a mountain she was spitting coolant and then at a later date she rubbed through her power steering pipe and threw the fluid all over herself and the road 
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